Saturday 1 September 2012

Saliva Novello

I just watched The Great Rock & Roll Swindle.  It was quite entertaining, up until the end when McClaren nipped off and Jonesy just ran round Brazil and got his cock out.  Old Malcolm may have been a conniving little scumbag, but he was far more interesting than a couple of dopy yobs.  I was unsurprised to see that Rotten was not involved ; )




MR SHAODOW – CUT THE BULLSPIT (DiY Gang Entertainment)

Bullspit?  How coy is that?  OK, swearing isn’t always clever, but prissy self-censoring bowdlerisms never look good.  Luckily, it’s about the only criticism we can make about Shaodow’s outstanding new album (which is really a glorified single, padded with alternate versions, old favourites and skits, but for four quid on pre-order we’ll not complain).  The new material reveals Shaodow’s maturation into an artist of true stature, finding an alchemical blend between the erudite witticisms of his early tracks, and the roof-igniting ringmaster he has become live.  Built on a loop from Bizet and some barefaced party-down handclaps, the title track should be a kitsch mess, but underneath the frothy fun of the hook, and winking lyrics about minotaurs and Slimer, the rhythm kicks like a wild Pamplona toro.  A nice alt take featuring reggae star Serocee is fitting, given Shaodow’s dancehall-like tendency to strip mine single rhyme schemes in a way that differentiates him from the fanciful balletic flow of most other literate, theatrical rappers, from  Flava Flav to MF Doom.

The real jewel here, though, is “Posh Boy”, a hilarious riposte to those who say that Oxford Law graduates can’t rap, over a brilliant econostep beat that sounds like a broken Xerox.  “Real” is a complex word in hip hop mythology, but in being honest about his background, Shaodow embodies it better than most UK rappers.  Aside from “Actin Up”, a collaboration with Zuby that dilutes both performers’ skills, this record is a must. Shaodow’s sold over 10, 000 records by gigging and working constantly; his ceaseless dedication should be an inspiration to any number of weak-kneed, moaning musicians who can’t see beyond their last bad review or sparse crowd.  Have hard work, self-belief and sincerity made Shaodow a better artist?

No spit.